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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:29 am

Dear Director of Technology:

Be advised that your important data will be posted on the OTI Thread regardless of the recess.Just because we close down the offices of Parliament and the Sanitarium from April 1 to October 1 to give Directors and staff a well earned rest after the hectic and draining Mainland winter period does not mean OTI shuts COMPLETELY down.A skeleton crew is always on the Island and postings are welcome during this period.

Your esoteric Math formulas are quite intriguing.Sadly, the only esoteric math formula I know and can demonstrate is 13 X 7=28.With that, I remain...

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by billg315 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:26 am

Math23x7 wrote:It has been well over a week since I got a response from Upton that they would review the snow totals from 1/7 and 1/14.  And we are getting to the planned 4/1 OTI recess.  If they somehow change the totals come April, will the reparations to CP from the Conservancy take place then or will it have to wait until the fall.  We all know he had to spend an ample amount of time in the Sanitarium for the ridiculous snow reports.  Billg already has the documents in place, which he issued last January (well done Bill).  We are just anxious as to what the judge (in this case, Upton) has to say.

Also, this post will unfortunately get overlooked.  Why? Because it is the last post of the fifth page of the Phase II thread.  Once the next post is up, both the citizens and the tourists will not know that there was a relatively new post right before it.  You see, using what is on this forum from emperor Frank, the total number of posts is equal to the number of replies plus one, since the one is the initial post of the thread.  Now, after this post, it will have 124 replies, for 125 posts (whereas before it was 123 replies, for 124 posts).  And since there are 25 posts per page, the fifth page will be filled up.  Let me put in a rule of thumb.  Let the number on the reply counter = x.  If x ≡ 23 (mod 25) right before you make your post, then know that your post will be quickly forgotten.  For those of you who did not major in math, in other words, before this post there were 123 replies.  When you divide 123 by 25, the remainder is 23.

In short, this post is meant to emphasize a scenario of the snowfall revision taking place in April, but no one (outside of the first poster) will seem to care about it Sad

This has been a somewhat of a decent winter we just had as it had its moments in December, January, February, and March something that none of the prior seven winters (including the 4 50"+ winters) could do.  It's unfortunate, however, that a large chunk if it featured unseasonable warmth and a storm that under-performed in snow totals in select locations (including my own) in mid-March.

Anyway, this may be my last post before the pending Government Recess begins.  The Kingdom thread may be locked for the next six months but I will leave it up to the founders to decide.  Barring any surprises, see you next fall!

Over and out.

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Ah but a post can be given new life on a page when it is quoted. This Court is hereby quoting your post as it pertains to important news (and frankly the Chief Justice had always wondered how to figure out when a post would be the last post on a page ). Rest assured if the Conservancy and NWS buckle under legal pressure and conceded their errors, this Court will spring (pardon the pun) into action during the post-winter recess. I just may spring more slowly into action once the recess begins. Very Happy
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:08 am

Mike you're post has been placed into the OTI government and historical documents section proving that even the last post in a section can attain immortality.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:00 am

I have extended the government session to April 15th this year. This is of course predicated on the approval of Parliament.

With last nights sleet and snow in many parts of the Mainland, temps in the low to mid 30's with rain and sleet on the Mainland today and the hinting by our ex king Mugs of a couple of wintry events still possible this April it seems premature to close on April 1.

Everyone please remember even though the OTI government goes into recess for five and a half months, tourism, the OTI Sanitarium and the World Famous Coconut Lounge all are up and running year round.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:24 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:I have extended the government session to April 15th this year. This is of course predicated on the approval of Parliament.

With last nights sleet and snow in many parts of the Mainland, temps in the low to mid 30's with rain and sleet on the Mainland today and the hinting by our ex king Mugs of a couple of wintry events still possible this April it seems premature to close on April 1.

Everyone please remember even though the OTI government goes into recess for five and a half months, tourism, the OTI Sanitarium and the World Famous Coconut Lounge all are up and running year round.

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Parliament approves Treasury Director CP's extension request to April 15th, and verifies his statement about off -season operation of various OTI facilities.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:17 am

Friends of OTI:

I Docstox, on behalf of Parliament and the OTI Sanitarium,wish to thank all of our Directors and the many visitors and patients at the OTI Sanitarium this Mainland winter season for their steadfast devotion and support for our Island.This has been the most outstanding year of our history and I look forward to resumption of this trend upon re-opening OTI this October 1st.I now place the Island formally on recess until that time.Be advised a skeleton crew maintains the Island during the dreadful Spring, Summer and early Fall period when the Mainland weather resumes its boring non-winter patterns albeit an occaisional thunderstorm or the rare hurricane.Feel free to visit or post accordingly to your wishes and be assured a reply will be forthcoming although not speedily.

Once again,many thanks.I leave you all with this little clip of encouragement until the Island resumes normal activities on October 1st.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGhnLWzXnfE
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by billg315 on Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:32 pm

Barring an emergency session of the Judiciary, Court is now in recess until October 1, 2017. *Gavel Bangs*

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Fri May 12, 2017 2:11 pm

I realize the government is in recess until October 1 but when we reconvene we should consider a declaration of war against North Korea, because that boy is crazy. Provided of course that we are all still here October 1.

Word is the OTI defense department is working on stronger sticks and palm branches should war become inevitable. Rumor also has it they are testing a new texture of sand that can blind an open eyed opponent for five minutes. OTI does not bow to tyrants, if provoked we will defend ourselves.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Fri May 12, 2017 2:55 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:I realize the government is in recess until October 1 but when we reconvene we should consider a declaration of war against North Korea, because that boy is crazy. Provided of course that we are all still here October 1.

Word is the OTI defense department is working on stronger sticks and palm branches should war become inevitable. Rumor also has it they are testing a new texture of sand that can blind an open eyed opponent for five minutes. OTI does not bow to tyrants, if provoked we will defend ourselves.

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Dear Treasury Director CP,

The OTI DOD (Department of Defense) has been working diligently 24/7 to deal with the very threat you have mentioned vis a vis North Korea.Here is a video of a recent testing of our new top secret weapon.We have an abundance of coconuts so they will be used with this particular weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfnJ2Zah8Kg

In a top secret memorandum, the weapon is proving to be accurate and effective.OTI may be in recess but it never is asleep!

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Fri May 12, 2017 4:01 pm

docstox12 wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:I realize the government is in recess until October 1 but when we reconvene we should consider a declaration of war against North Korea, because that boy is crazy. Provided of course that we are all still here October 1.

Word is the OTI defense department is working on stronger sticks and palm branches should war become inevitable. Rumor also has it they are testing a new texture of sand that can blind an open eyed opponent for five minutes. OTI does not bow to tyrants, if provoked we will defend ourselves.

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Dear Treasury Director CP,

The OTI DOD (Department of Defense) has been working diligently 24/7 to deal with the very threat you have mentioned vis a vis North Korea.Here is a video of a recent testing of our new top secret weapon.We have an abundance of coconuts so they will be used with this particular weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfnJ2Zah8Kg

In a top secret memorandum, the weapon is proving to be accurate and effective.OTI may be in recess but it never is asleep!

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lol! lol! lol!

OTI technology is amazing. Hats off to the Director of Technology Math. Now we need to start a pumpkin crop, the work never ends, as you say we may be in recess but we never sleep.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow Yesterday at 4:32 am

October 1 is fast approaching. It's still a good six weeks away but all government employees should begin to prepare their fall budgets and prepare for an influx of tourists from the mainland.

I noticed a sand castle wall built in sector four had been breached by a recent high tide and is in need of repair. A few government huts had wind damage from the latest TS but nothing a couple of bamboo branches won't fix.

Leaving today for six more weeks on the mainland until our official opening. See you all soon. Good work as always Doc, you make this place tick.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 Yesterday at 7:54 am

Dear Director of the Treasury:

Duly received and noted on the infrastructure needs in Sector 4.Work crews will be assembled and materials procured for the repairs.On September 1st, a full inspection of the Island will be started and all infrastructure needs noted and dealt with.We at Parliament work in a Bi partisan manner in regards to any needs the Island may require, Bannana and Coconut parties both in a non -rancorous, respectful manner.

As we rapidly approach another exciting season of serving our Mainland guests in the winter season, I, Docstox, Director of the OTI Sanitarium and Director of Parliament wish to extend a hearty thank you to all of our loyal OTI governmental contributors and to all our Mainland Guests.
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