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Post by docstox12 on Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:44 pm

billg315 wrote:ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!!

The Emperor has arrived on OTI.  This setting off nuclear devices and abandoning the island all seemed like a good idea until the Emperor arrived and was exposed to the dangers of excessive radiation.

I urge, no, I implore, no, I beg my fellow OTI government officials to remediate the island and open up our shuttered facilities so the Emperor can get the treatment he seeks and get back to the Mainland in good health and sound mind. (I think the marble and granite edifice of the Hall of Justice survived the blast, but most of the thatched huts were leveled. Anyway).

Syos, can you open a temporary sanitarium facility? Like a MASH ward, maybe?

This is an extremely interesting development!

Luckily, the Sanitarium built of steel girder and concrete block with brick, did not sustain any serious damage in the nuclear blasts.Luckily the prevailing westerlies have blown all radiation out to sea and any residual radiation is being cleaned up by this method:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIBzHwGafDo

My financial wizadry of exchanging all useless FIAT paper currency for gold prior to closure and blast has come in handy paying for the clean up of the Island.The gold was safely buried in a location known only to myself.

As the staff of the OTI Sanitarium either left or was incinerated into vapor, I myself, will  have the honor of treating the Emperor in his obvious display of snow deprivation psychosis.I was hoping my Assistant Director of the OTI Sanitarium Syosnow would be available to assist me, but apparently, he too has sustained severe snow melancholia and neurasthenia.

The Emperor will be treated as the ROYALTY he is and I can assure you will be back to the Mainland in a very short time.

Here in the very final days of OTI we find salvation and recovery!

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Post by billg315 on Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:36 pm

Immediately upon learning that Emperor Frank was arriving on the island I ordered all former OTI Justice Department and Judicial Staff into service to begin making repairs to the OTI Hall of Justice and to expedite a reconstruction process. Unfortunately we could not complete the work before the Emperor's Advance Team arrived to conduct a pre-visit inspection. Here is some video of how that went (You can see how industrious my staff was with their use of our snow shovels during this snowless winter):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FeJbBNp6Ks
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Post by docstox12 on Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:28 am

billg315 wrote:Immediately upon learning that Emperor Frank was arriving on the island I ordered all former OTI Justice Department and Judicial Staff into service to begin making repairs to the OTI Hall of Justice and to expedite a reconstruction process. Unfortunately we could not complete the work before the Emperor's Advance Team arrived to conduct a pre-visit inspection. Here is some video of how that went (You can see how industrious my staff was with their use of our snow shovels during this snowless winter):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FeJbBNp6Ks

lol! lol! lol!

GREAT WORK billg in this intervention on behalf of the Emperor's mental health!!!
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Post by docstox12 on Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:38 am

As interim Director of Radiation Remediation, I use this method to train my staff in the proper and improper ways to handle the dangerous blast residues on OTI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQ7N9-4EJ0
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Post by billg315 on Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:53 am

docstox12 wrote:As interim Director of Radiation Remediation, I use this method to train my staff in the proper and improper ways to handle the dangerous blast residues on OTI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plQ7N9-4EJ0

Lol!!! That is fantastic. A very effective demonstration. (The baby pacifier in the car at the end was the best). Hopefully all OTI remediation workers are properly using the decontamination tents.
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