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Post by Math23x7 on Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:09 pm

Last December, I posted this on the prior thread:

Well, it appears that there has been a dramatic shift in the OTI Parliament. The "South and East" party seems to have been taken over by the "North and West" party. After 8 years of "South and East" dominance, there was a push this fall to "Make North and West Great Again!" It has now done it's work and as a result, the mainland is featuring snow in the northern and western suburbs of NYC and mainly rain in CNJ, SNJ, and LI. This is a terrible blow to us "South and East" folks. Yes, I am not eligible for Parliament, but I hope the head of my party brings the snow back here, especially in mid-late December.

I've seen some intense snow during this era of dominance, especially from 3/1/09, 12/19/09, 2/10/10, 2/25/10 (although you north/west folks did well too), 12/26/10, 1/26/11, 11/7/12, 3/8/13, 1/2/14, 1/21/14, 2/3/14, 1/26/15 (yes I got a Godzilla from that storm), 3/5/15, and 1/23/16. Good times that I will always cherish from this era and now it the other side's turn for good times. Just be considerate to us. Laughing


And now, the "North and West" party has really turned the table...

PS: Looking at the OTI member list, am I still facing charges? I'm confused by that and what I saw here yesterday.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:55 pm

Mike please see my conversation with Doc from the previous page. I have re-posted the parts relevant to your case. In summary you and Mugs are off the hook and I am charging myself. May God have mercy on my soul.

docstox12 wrote:My Dearest Director of the Treasury and Grand High Exalted Mystique Ruler, doth not see whatest hath fallen on our Mainland Estates?Perhaps the bragmongering charges against former King Mugsy are appropriate in the Mainland area of our Director of Mental Health and Director of Technology, but we must give King Mugsy some slack here as he produced magnificently for our areas!

A point well made. Drop the charges.

I would also like to bring up charges against myself for filing Bustmongering charges against Math and Bragmongering charges against Mugsy. Both were unwarranted and the rants of a man driven to near insanity by a storm that was predicted by our experts to far in advance. That they called this storm almost to perfection for my area, they hereby gave me several sleepless nights as I followed every model, hoping they were correct which of course they were.

Kudos also to our prodigal son Ex-King Mugs who left our island and advanced through the Mainland ranks to his 6 star status as an Advanced Forecaster, and nailed this storm for the interior folk. So he didn't get the coast right, nobody did.

Birthday wishes to the Chief Justice Billg and the AWOL Culinary and hospitality chief Thundersnow. That their birthday is on the same day pretty much confirms my suspicions that they are the same person. Ask yourself has either one ever been on OTI at the same time?
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:32 am

Math23x7 wrote:Last December, I posted this on the prior thread:

Well, it appears that there has been a dramatic shift in the OTI Parliament. The "South and East" party seems to have been taken over by the "North and West" party. After 8 years of "South and East" dominance, there was a push this fall to "Make North and West Great Again!" It has now done it's work and as a result, the mainland is featuring snow in the northern and western suburbs of NYC and mainly rain in CNJ, SNJ, and LI. This is a terrible blow to us "South and East" folks. Yes, I am not eligible for Parliament, but I hope the head of my party brings the snow back here, especially in mid-late December.

I've seen some intense snow during this era of dominance, especially from 3/1/09, 12/19/09, 2/10/10, 2/25/10 (although you north/west folks did well too), 12/26/10, 1/26/11, 11/7/12, 3/8/13, 1/2/14, 1/21/14, 2/3/14, 1/26/15 (yes I got a Godzilla from that storm), 3/5/15, and 1/23/16. Good times that I will always cherish from this era and now it the other side's turn for good times. Just be considerate to us.  Laughing  


And now, the "North and West" party has really turned the table...

PS: Looking at the OTI member list, am I still facing charges?  I'm confused by that and what I saw here yesterday.

Director of Technology Math, yes, the pendulum of political power in Parliament does swing S and E to N and W through the years.In OTI, unlike the Mainland, members of our beloved Parliament always act in a spirit of Bisnowmanship, and cheer the good fortunes of our brothers and sisters in the areas that good fortune has smiled upon.Our beloved Director of the Treasury and Grand High Exalted Mystique Ruler suffered a massive setback in his snow mania and snow deprivation therapy at the OTI Sanitarium as a result of model mayhem in this last snow event.Please be advised to ignore all of his demands vis a vis mongering this past week.I have personally arranged that his punishment will be to spend a weekend with me at the Coconut Lounge getting obliterated on the various alcoholic beverages to the point of incoherent babble.With the Director of the Coconut Lounge Aresian's help, I will purge all traces of CP's rantings and ravings, albeit taking myself down that rabbit hole of a massive hangover with him.

Be advised you and all others CP may have implicated in his mongering accusations are thereby, by direct decree of Parliament, free and clear of any charges.As we wind down yet another spectacular winter season here at OTI, may peace and forgiveness rule the land.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by TheAresian on Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:34 am

The Coconut Lounge stands ready to assist any and all in their recovery needs from the horrors of Post Trau-map-tic Stress. Wine, women (or men if that's your thing...... or trees..... or wildebeasts... or whatever) and song for all!!!!
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by billg315 on Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:08 am

Math23x7 wrote:Last December, I posted this on the prior thread:

Well, it appears that there has been a dramatic shift in the OTI Parliament. The "South and East" party seems to have been taken over by the "North and West" party. After 8 years of "South and East" dominance, there was a push this fall to "Make North and West Great Again!" It has now done it's work and as a result, the mainland is featuring snow in the northern and western suburbs of NYC and mainly rain in CNJ, SNJ, and LI. This is a terrible blow to us "South and East" folks. Yes, I am not eligible for Parliament, but I hope the head of my party brings the snow back here, especially in mid-late December.

I've seen some intense snow during this era of dominance, especially from 3/1/09, 12/19/09, 2/10/10, 2/25/10 (although you north/west folks did well too), 12/26/10, 1/26/11, 11/7/12, 3/8/13, 1/2/14, 1/21/14, 2/3/14, 1/26/15 (yes I got a Godzilla from that storm), 3/5/15, and 1/23/16. Good times that I will always cherish from this era and now it the other side's turn for good times. Just be considerate to us.  Laughing  


And now, the "North and West" party has really turned the table...

PS: Looking at the OTI member list, am I still facing charges?  I'm confused by that and what I saw here yesterday.

You are not facing any charges. I issued an Order on the day of the storm March 14 (previous page) dismissing any and all charges against you as your warnings were found to be with merit and the allegations against you meritless.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:51 pm

TheAresian wrote:The Coconut Lounge stands ready to assist any and all in their recovery needs from the horrors of Post Trau-map-tic Stress. Wine, women (or men if that's your thing...... or trees..... or wildebeasts... or whatever) and song for all!!!!

I am libertarian to a degree and I know I started this whole morality free zone thing at the Coconut lounge and beaches but maybe we do have to draw the line somewhere? Maybe we can start with the tees. People here do eat from them and I would hate to think my food supply was violated during someone's drunken rampage after a night at the lounge. Just a thought.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:53 pm

docstox12 wrote:
Math23x7 wrote:Last December, I posted this on the prior thread:

Well, it appears that there has been a dramatic shift in the OTI Parliament. The "South and East" party seems to have been taken over by the "North and West" party. After 8 years of "South and East" dominance, there was a push this fall to "Make North and West Great Again!" It has now done it's work and as a result, the mainland is featuring snow in the northern and western suburbs of NYC and mainly rain in CNJ, SNJ, and LI. This is a terrible blow to us "South and East" folks. Yes, I am not eligible for Parliament, but I hope the head of my party brings the snow back here, especially in mid-late December.

I've seen some intense snow during this era of dominance, especially from 3/1/09, 12/19/09, 2/10/10, 2/25/10 (although you north/west folks did well too), 12/26/10, 1/26/11, 11/7/12, 3/8/13, 1/2/14, 1/21/14, 2/3/14, 1/26/15 (yes I got a Godzilla from that storm), 3/5/15, and 1/23/16. Good times that I will always cherish from this era and now it the other side's turn for good times. Just be considerate to us.  Laughing  


And now, the "North and West" party has really turned the table...

PS: Looking at the OTI member list, am I still facing charges?  I'm confused by that and what I saw here yesterday.

Director of Technology Math, yes, the pendulum of political power in Parliament does swing S and E to N and W through the years.In OTI, unlike the Mainland, members of our beloved Parliament always act in a spirit of Bisnowmanship, and cheer the good fortunes of our brothers and sisters in the areas that good fortune has smiled upon.Our beloved Director of the Treasury and Grand High Exalted Mystique Ruler suffered a massive setback in his snow mania and snow deprivation therapy at the OTI Sanitarium as a result of model mayhem in this last snow event.Please be advised to ignore all of his demands vis a vis mongering this past week.I have personally arranged that his punishment will be to spend a weekend with me at the Coconut Lounge getting obliterated on the various alcoholic beverages to the point of incoherent babble.With the Director of the Coconut Lounge Aresian's help, I will purge all traces of CP's rantings and ravings, albeit taking myself down that rabbit hole of a massive hangover with him.

Be advised you and all others CP may have implicated in his mongering accusations are thereby, by direct decree of Parliament, free and clear of any charges.As we wind down yet another spectacular winter season here at OTI, may peace and forgiveness rule the land.

As ever,

Your Director of Parliament
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For 30 years I have limited myself to one drink at any get togethers, okay two a couple of times, and have stuck by that steadfast through the years. For you Doc I'm upping the limit to three, hangover to follow.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:40 am

FLASH BULLETIN!

It just came in over the wire from our Mainland news sources that March is running significantly colder than February and is on track to possibly break the 20 month straight above normal temperature streak.

As Director of the Sanitarium, I will use this news to help release many patients in our care for torchitis , as they will see it is indeed possible for a month to be colder than normal!

That is all.....
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by TheAresian on Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:18 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
TheAresian wrote:The Coconut Lounge stands ready to assist any and all in their recovery needs from the horrors of Post Trau-map-tic Stress. Wine, women (or men if that's your thing...... or trees..... or wildebeasts... or whatever) and song for all!!!!

I am libertarian to a degree and I know I started this whole morality free zone thing at the Coconut lounge and beaches but maybe we do have to draw the line somewhere? Maybe we can start with the tees. People here do eat from them and I would hate to think my food supply was violated during someone's drunken rampage after a night at the lounge. Just a thought.

But the wildebeasts are still acceptable right?
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:58 pm

TheAresian wrote:
CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
TheAresian wrote:The Coconut Lounge stands ready to assist any and all in their recovery needs from the horrors of Post Trau-map-tic Stress. Wine, women (or men if that's your thing...... or trees..... or wildebeasts... or whatever) and song for all!!!!

I am libertarian to a degree and I know I started this whole morality free zone thing at the Coconut lounge and beaches but maybe we do have to draw the line somewhere? Maybe we can start with the tees. People here do eat from them and I would hate to think my food supply was violated during someone's drunken rampage after a night at the lounge. Just a thought.

But the wildebeasts are still acceptable right?

For now I suppose, but be gentle.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by billg315 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:57 pm

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
TheAresian wrote:The Coconut Lounge stands ready to assist any and all in their recovery needs from the horrors of Post Trau-map-tic Stress. Wine, women (or men if that's your thing...... or trees..... or wildebeasts... or whatever) and song for all!!!!

I am libertarian to a degree and I know I started this whole morality free zone thing at the Coconut lounge and beaches but maybe we do have to draw the line somewhere? Maybe we can start with the tees. People here do eat from them and I would hate to think my food supply was violated during someone's drunken rampage after a night at the lounge. Just a thought.

Chief Justice is pretty libertarian as well, but would agree that the trees might be a good place to draw the line. Wildebeasts are fine as I saw one at a bar once and my friend's co-worker, well, co-mingled with her. (And no, before you ask, my "friend's co-worker" is not a nom de plume for "me.")
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by billg315 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:08 pm

JUDICIAL ORDER:
A prohibition upon intimate or biblical relations with trees, of any genera, in the jurisdiction of OTI is hereby established and enforced by this Court. Anyone caught at any time "en flagrante delicto apud arbor" is in violation of OTI law and is subject to punishment by this Court. Sanctions may include fines, incarceration, and restitution for cost of replacing the defiled deciduous.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by syosnow94 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:18 pm

billg315 wrote:JUDICIAL ORDER:
A prohibition upon intimate or biblical relations with trees, of any genera, in the jurisdiction of OTI is hereby established and enforced by this Court. Anyone caught at any time "en flagrante delicto apud arbor" is in violation of OTI law and is subject to punishment by this Court. Sanctions may include fines, incarceration, and restitution for cost of replacing the defiled deciduous.
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Oh Oh............


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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by billg315 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:44 pm

syosnow94 wrote:
billg315 wrote:JUDICIAL ORDER:
A prohibition upon intimate or biblical relations with trees, of any genera, in the jurisdiction of OTI is hereby established and enforced by this Court. Anyone caught at any time "en flagrante delicto apud arbor" is in violation of OTI law and is subject to punishment by this Court. Sanctions may include fines, incarceration, and restitution for cost of replacing the defiled deciduous.
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Oh Oh............


LMAO!! lol! lol!
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:55 pm

billg315 wrote:JUDICIAL ORDER:
A prohibition upon intimate or biblical relations with trees, of any genera, in the jurisdiction of OTI is hereby established and enforced by this Court. Anyone caught at any time "en flagrante delicto apud arbor" is in violation of OTI law and is subject to punishment by this Court. Sanctions may include fines, incarceration, and restitution for cost of replacing the defiled deciduous.
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lol! lol! lol! lol!

en flagrante delicto apud arbor...I had that once but my Doctor cured me!!!!


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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:55 pm

billg315 wrote:
syosnow94 wrote:
billg315 wrote:JUDICIAL ORDER:
A prohibition upon intimate or biblical relations with trees, of any genera, in the jurisdiction of OTI is hereby established and enforced by this Court. Anyone caught at any time "en flagrante delicto apud arbor" is in violation of OTI law and is subject to punishment by this Court. Sanctions may include fines, incarceration, and restitution for cost of replacing the defiled deciduous.
Respectfully submitted,
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Oh Oh............


LMAO!! lol! lol!


lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:06 am

docstox12 wrote:
billg315 wrote:
syosnow94 wrote:
billg315 wrote:JUDICIAL ORDER:
A prohibition upon intimate or biblical relations with trees, of any genera, in the jurisdiction of OTI is hereby established and enforced by this Court. Anyone caught at any time "en flagrante delicto apud arbor" is in violation of OTI law and is subject to punishment by this Court. Sanctions may include fines, incarceration, and restitution for cost of replacing the defiled deciduous.
Respectfully submitted,
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Oh Oh............


LMAO!! lol! lol!


lol! lol! lol! lol!

Chief Justice magnificent and hysterical. Director of mental health the perfect addition. This is OTI working as one to produce a masterpiece. And it all began with our superb Director of the Coconut Lounge. The new blood has been a fantastic addition to the island.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:20 am

Yes, CP,the addition of our new Directors and Chief Justice have made OTI a well oiled machine!

"Many are called, few are chosen."

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by TheAresian on Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:40 am

Oh no. I just had a horrible thought. I woke up one morning with my pants in a tree. You don't think I....... the thought of it is too horrible to consider.
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Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:53 am

TheAresian wrote:Oh no. I just had a horrible thought. I woke up one morning with my pants in a tree. You don't think I....... the thought of it is too horrible to consider.

Funny you should say that, while walking to the Coconut lounge this morning I noticed a new baby Mango tree that had a striking resemblance to the Director of said Lounge. I cringe at the thought.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:59 am

CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:
TheAresian wrote:Oh no. I just had a horrible thought. I woke up one morning with my pants in a tree. You don't think I....... the thought of it is too horrible to consider.

Funny you should say that, while walking to the Coconut lounge this morning I noticed a new baby Mango tree that had a striking resemblance to the Director of said Lounge. I cringe at the thought.

lol! lol! lol! lol!

The Director of the Coconut Lounge had better watch it lest someone demands a paternity test using sap.
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Post by TheAresian on Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:57 pm

All I can say is thank God I don't drink coconut milk.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by docstox12 on Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:26 am

Yesterday the OTI Sanitarium reported the first calls coming in from the Northern and Western areas of the Mainland for meltitis.We anticipate the volume of these calls to accelerate rapidly as ground patches begin to appear as the snowpack disappears.We have set up a call center and have staffed it according to the demand anticipated.Please call 1-800-DONT MELT for counseling if needed.We at OTI Sanitarium are here to serve all snow deprivation, snow derangement, snow mania and meltitis needs since 2014.

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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by syosnow94 on Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:54 am

I think I may have found a way to re-stock our coffers and store away some $$$ for the future.
I BELIEVE WE CAN MARKET AND SELL THIS TO OUR CITIZENS SUFFERING FROM "MELTITIS", "VIRGA SYNDROME", "GLCUTTERITIS", "MILLERBBOSTONJACKPOTNESS" ETC; WE CAN CALL IT THE OFFICIAL OTI REDNECK CURE-ALL.
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Re: Off Topic Island - Phase II

Post by CPcantmeasuresnow on Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:15 am

syosnow94 wrote:I think I may have found a way to re-stock our coffers and store away some $$$ for the future.  
I BELIEVE WE CAN MARKET AND SELL THIS TO OUR CITIZENS SUFFERING FROM "MELTITIS", "VIRGA SYNDROME", "GLCUTTERITIS", "MILLERBBOSTONJACKPOTNESS" ETC; WE CAN CALL IT THE OFFICIAL OTI REDNECK CURE-ALL.  
https://youtu.be/Uh76prNMCok
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I disagree with one point. The MILLERBBOSTONJACKPOTNESS is really more myth than fact. You yourself have beaten them this year and we in the HV have won in a landslide 71 vs 45, as we do most years. Too many get caught up in pre storm MAPITIS which itself is a serious malady. No one ever seems to fact check what actually happened (fake news) vs what the ridiculous pre storm maps show.

A perfect case in point of course was the RGEMS 44 inch snowfall map for Red Sox Suck the night before the blizzard, in reality they received 6 inches, case closed. MAPITIS must finally be recognized as a disease and treated appropriately and with equal vigor as the other maladies you mentioned.

I leave the details of course to our most competent Director of Mental Health.

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