I bet CP is the real zookeeper
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I bet CP is the real zookeeper
Think about it. He said at one point this winter he will "email" someone to complain about the zookeeper and his incorrect snowfall measurements. Since then, every measurement has been on the money. HMMMMMMM
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Re: I bet CP is the real zookeeper
This theory is very credible especially since once during this winter season he accused ME of being the Zookeeper.Obfuscation and confusion are trademarks of seasoned spies who infiltrate and control data.
Here is how it probably works.The City of New York awards entities that come in under budget on their snow removal costs.By continually underestimating snow totals at Central Park,the City awards CP a bonus for "saving" them on snow removal at Central Park.He uses the poor animals at the Zoo unbeknownst to City officials for the actual removal of the snow.Witnesses saw elephants and rhinocerus trampling down the snow on the Central Park paths.PETA was notified but the wily Zookeeper was never actually caught in the act. a testimony to his skills.
He must have been feeling the heat from an internal investigation and that is why the "suddenly accurate" measuring at the Zoo.The evil scheme was uncovered one way or another.
Here is how it probably works.The City of New York awards entities that come in under budget on their snow removal costs.By continually underestimating snow totals at Central Park,the City awards CP a bonus for "saving" them on snow removal at Central Park.He uses the poor animals at the Zoo unbeknownst to City officials for the actual removal of the snow.Witnesses saw elephants and rhinocerus trampling down the snow on the Central Park paths.PETA was notified but the wily Zookeeper was never actually caught in the act. a testimony to his skills.
He must have been feeling the heat from an internal investigation and that is why the "suddenly accurate" measuring at the Zoo.The evil scheme was uncovered one way or another.
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Re: I bet CP is the real zookeeper
Frank Genius in more ways than one my dear young man! Like Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau - the"Pink Panther is right under our nozes" - all this time.
Doc - I had my sister who lives on CPW take a walk one day and you are right:
before
after
How disgusting - I am apalled at such behavior by CP
Doc - I had my sister who lives on CPW take a walk one day and you are right:
before
after
How disgusting - I am apalled at such behavior by CP
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Re: I bet CP is the real zookeeper
Absolutely friggin' hilarious, Mugsy!
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Re: I bet CP is the real zookeeper
He has no idea that if he dethrones me (HAHAHA) this will be more so than a few pictures - my Neapolitan Blood from Castilla de Mar is starting to boil - oh wait that is my flu fever coming back - anyway I will get even, us Southern Italians "Always" get even!!
And here is the poor Rhino - what a slave runner!
OMG - a baby as well - BASTARD!! PETA sees this he is thrown away for ever!!
Look at this sick man - CP flaunting his ice castle with a poor wooden Rhino mockery!!
DOC he can use a few dozen appts with you by the looks of this - you know what I mean - can you help this guy?? I think not!
And then after all that work he makes the Rhino and Elephants do he pulls out the plow - what a piece of excrement!!
And here is the poor Rhino - what a slave runner!
OMG - a baby as well - BASTARD!! PETA sees this he is thrown away for ever!!
Look at this sick man - CP flaunting his ice castle with a poor wooden Rhino mockery!!
DOC he can use a few dozen appts with you by the looks of this - you know what I mean - can you help this guy?? I think not!
And then after all that work he makes the Rhino and Elephants do he pulls out the plow - what a piece of excrement!!
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Jesus he doesn't stop at those poor creatures - he has the Bengal Tigers in on it too - MY GOD HAS HE GONE MAD!!
Would you look at this poor animal after CP brutalized him all day long clearing the paths by using his body - his face is covered in ice - words cannot describe the anger I am feeling!! CP is not a Zoo Keeper he is a MISANTHROPE!!!
Would you look at this poor animal after CP brutalized him all day long clearing the paths by using his body - his face is covered in ice - words cannot describe the anger I am feeling!! CP is not a Zoo Keeper he is a MISANTHROPE!!!
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WINTER 2016-17 : 39.5" so far
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Re: I bet CP is the real zookeeper
amugs wrote:He has no idea that if he dethrones me (HAHAHA) this will be more so than a few pictures - my Neapolitan Blood from Castilla de Mar is starting to boil - oh wait that is my flu fever coming back - anyway I will get even, us Southern Italians "Always" get even!!
And here is the poor Rhino - what a slave runner!
OMG - a baby as well - BASTARD!! PETA sees this he is thrown away for ever!!
Look at this sick man - CP flaunting his ice castle with a poor wooden Rhino mockery!!
DOC he can use a few dozen appts with you by the looks of this - you know what I mean - can you help this guy?? I think not!
And then after all that work he makes the Rhino and Elephants do he pulls out the plow - what a piece of excrement!!
I'm screaming out loud laughing here,Mugsy, you got me GOOD!
Yeah, in a few years people will be saying about CP pictured above here...."what a beautiful set of tooth!" OR "CP has so much bridgework, his wife has to pay a toll every time she kisses him!"
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Holy Crap Doc I am crying I am laughing so hard - I fell over inteh couch and my wife thought I was having a heartattack cause I could not answer her!!
Those one liners are toooo funny!!
Those one liners are toooo funny!!
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Re: I bet CP is the real zookeeper
I have tried to ignore this, but apparently these ridiculous accusations must be addressed.
I'm to tired now from overthrowing the King, maybe this weekend.
I'm to tired now from overthrowing the King, maybe this weekend.
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