Orange Othelia an Epic Poem
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Hospital Update on Orange Othelia:
Orange Countys groundhog Othelia was released from Orange Regional Medical Center in Middletown today. The doctors gave her a clean bill of health which means her prediction from February 2nd stands. To confuse matters Othelia held up a sign before she took off for the surrounding woodlands. I'm not sure what she was trying to say. Was she saying she lied about the coming severity of the next several weeks and it will be worse than even predicted, or she just lied about the whole thing? Possibly it was just an F U to her failed assassin. I guess we find out in the next several weeks.
Rest assured the Orange County government crack staff is combing through the 10,000 line poem as we speak, searching for additional clues.
Orange Countys groundhog Othelia was released from Orange Regional Medical Center in Middletown today. The doctors gave her a clean bill of health which means her prediction from February 2nd stands. To confuse matters Othelia held up a sign before she took off for the surrounding woodlands. I'm not sure what she was trying to say. Was she saying she lied about the coming severity of the next several weeks and it will be worse than even predicted, or she just lied about the whole thing? Possibly it was just an F U to her failed assassin. I guess we find out in the next several weeks.
Rest assured the Orange County government crack staff is combing through the 10,000 line poem as we speak, searching for additional clues.
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She could be charged with Obstruction of Weather Forecasting for lying about this matter -- even if there was no matter to lie about.
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billg315 wrote:She could be charged with Obstruction of Weather Forecasting for lying about this matter -- even if there was no matter to lie about.
I don't expect it to escalate to anything like that, but just in case can she put you on retainer?
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CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:billg315 wrote:She could be charged with Obstruction of Weather Forecasting for lying about this matter -- even if there was no matter to lie about.
I don't expect it to escalate to anything like that, but just in case can she put you on retainer?
Absolutely.
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billg315 wrote:CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:billg315 wrote:She could be charged with Obstruction of Weather Forecasting for lying about this matter -- even if there was no matter to lie about.
I don't expect it to escalate to anything like that, but just in case can she put you on retainer?
Absolutely.
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WBI (Weather Bureau of Investigation) investigation? Collusion with his arch enemy Phil?
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Isn't there anybody we Coldicists can trust?? Make her watch 24 hours straight of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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CP, you are a funny man. A gem. Do you have a picture by chance of Othelia's family?
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dkodgis wrote:CP, you are a funny man. A gem. Do you have a picture by chance of Othelia's family?
I found a picture of Ophelia’s brother. His birth name was Ralph but he has been going by the name of Bodie in recent years. He was ostracized by the family years ago. Rumor has it he has been living on the west coast near the La Jolla Beach area for the past decade. He surfs and “hangs out”.
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sroc4 wrote:dkodgis wrote:CP, you are a funny man. A gem. Do you have a picture by chance of Othelia's family?
I found a picture of Ophelia’ brother. His birth name was Ralph but he has been going by the name of Bodie in recent years. He was ostracized by the family years ago. Rumor has it he has been living on the west coast near the La Jolla Beach area for the past decade. He surfs and “hangs out”.
Far friggin' out!!!!!!!
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docstox12 wrote:sroc4 wrote:dkodgis wrote:CP, you are a funny man. A gem. Do you have a picture by chance of Othelia's family?
I found a picture of Ophelia’ brother. His birth name was Ralph but he has been going by the name of Bodie in recent years. He was ostracized by the family years ago. Rumor has it he has been living on the west coast near the La Jolla Beach area for the past decade. He surfs and “hangs out”.
Far friggin' out!!!!!!!
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Help me, CP-1. You're my only hope
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This is what happens when a noose is about to be slipped around the neck of the groundhog. Carry it home Big O
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Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
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CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
First of all, CP, you are a genius.
Second, funny business has been abound this year. makes me sick if its the work of some devious warmacists. poor poor little cute beast
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CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
This is most disconcerting, especially in the light of many 1950's cheeseoid sci fi films with their research into what radiation does to creatures when exposed.The danger here is that Othelia's exposure could cause her to grow in size exponentially like Godzilla or the woman in "attack of the 50 Foot Woman"I can see "Otheliazilla" wreaking havoc on warmacist areas in the Mainland once loose from OTI.This bears careful observation and I will form a commitee of OTI officials who are in exile here on the Mainland to perhaps don lead suits to observe the progress of Othelia,Stay tuned......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln0J9Mp5aVQ
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OTI lives!!!!!!! A great place to rest a weary soul from battling the good fight against the Warmacists.
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docstox12 wrote:CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
This is most disconcerting, especially in the light of many 1950's cheeseoid sci fi films with their research into what radiation does to creatures when exposed.The danger here is that Othelia's exposure could cause her to grow in size exponentially like Godzilla or the woman in "attack of the 50 Foot Woman"I can see "Otheliazilla" wreaking havoc on warmacist areas in the Mainland once loose from OTI.This bears careful observation and I will form a commitee of OTI officials who are in exile here on the Mainland to perhaps don lead suits to observe the progress of Othelia,Stay tuned......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln0J9Mp5aVQ
Doc. Let it be. Ophelia fights to defend the Cold. Be merciless and allow her to crush those evil doers
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Grselig wrote:docstox12 wrote:CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
This is most disconcerting, especially in the light of many 1950's cheeseoid sci fi films with their research into what radiation does to creatures when exposed.The danger here is that Othelia's exposure could cause her to grow in size exponentially like Godzilla or the woman in "attack of the 50 Foot Woman"I can see "Otheliazilla" wreaking havoc on warmacist areas in the Mainland once loose from OTI.This bears careful observation and I will form a commitee of OTI officials who are in exile here on the Mainland to perhaps don lead suits to observe the progress of Othelia,Stay tuned......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln0J9Mp5aVQ
Doc. Let it be. Ophelia fights to defend the Cold. Be merciless and allow her to crush those evil doers
A 50 foot Ophelia wreaking havoc on warmacists and their territories......the mind boggles at the thought.Better keep this in the Top Secret annals of then OTI Scientific Institute lest we be investigated by the Mainland Politicians .I can see it now, Opheliagate.
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docstox12 wrote:Grselig wrote:docstox12 wrote:CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
This is most disconcerting, especially in the light of many 1950's cheeseoid sci fi films with their research into what radiation does to creatures when exposed.The danger here is that Othelia's exposure could cause her to grow in size exponentially like Godzilla or the woman in "attack of the 50 Foot Woman"I can see "Otheliazilla" wreaking havoc on warmacist areas in the Mainland once loose from OTI.This bears careful observation and I will form a commitee of OTI officials who are in exile here on the Mainland to perhaps don lead suits to observe the progress of Othelia,Stay tuned......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln0J9Mp5aVQ
Doc. Let it be. Ophelia fights to defend the Cold. Be merciless and allow her to crush those evil doers
A 50 foot Ophelia wreaking havoc on warmacists and their territories......the mind boggles at the thought.Better keep this in the Top Secret annals of then OTI Scientific Institute lest we be investigated by the Mainland Politicians .I can see it now, Opheliagate.
Too late. Subpoenas already went out. Angry Mainland investigations abound! She is refusing to release her forecast records. I hear she is writing a tell all book!
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Grselig wrote:docstox12 wrote:Grselig wrote:docstox12 wrote:CPcantmeasuresnow wrote:Orange Othelia exiled to the radiation infested wasteland that is now the OTI thread, despite 2,100 views in a one month period?
Invisible forces at work? Warmacists plotting to silence her? Is this the guiding hand of some benevolent dictator trying to place her in some form of witness protection so no one can find her? The plot thickens and she will not be silenced.
This is most disconcerting, especially in the light of many 1950's cheeseoid sci fi films with their research into what radiation does to creatures when exposed.The danger here is that Othelia's exposure could cause her to grow in size exponentially like Godzilla or the woman in "attack of the 50 Foot Woman"I can see "Otheliazilla" wreaking havoc on warmacist areas in the Mainland once loose from OTI.This bears careful observation and I will form a commitee of OTI officials who are in exile here on the Mainland to perhaps don lead suits to observe the progress of Othelia,Stay tuned......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln0J9Mp5aVQ
Doc. Let it be. Ophelia fights to defend the Cold. Be merciless and allow her to crush those evil doers
A 50 foot Ophelia wreaking havoc on warmacists and their territories......the mind boggles at the thought.Better keep this in the Top Secret annals of then OTI Scientific Institute lest we be investigated by the Mainland Politicians .I can see it now, Opheliagate.
Too late. Subpoenas already went out. Angry Mainland investigations abound! She is refusing to release her forecast records. I hear she is writing a tell all book!
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