Re: Wx Banter Thread 3.0

[mikeypizano]

So this has turned out to be a decent snow season.

You can say that all you want, it doesn't make mine any better. In fact I would change my winter grade to a D-. This needs to END and NOW. I was supposed to be out doing cleanups Monday, it was the ONE day I had this week that was SUPPOSED TO BE DRY. We got rain yesterday, going to rain today, so even if it does stay dry tomorrow, it will be too cold and still wet to do any cleanups. Looking at the 10 day, it looks like I will lose all next week too now...

You people that keep wanting this snow are getting on my last nerves, and you can throw me off OTI... By the time I get these cleanups started, it will be time to start mowing, and with some mulch jobs that will need to be done, I will be 25 yards behind again this year! I was running behind most of last year!

Sorry to hear this ex Director of Landscaping but obviously you can no longer keep your position on OTI. I'm not even sure you're welcome as a visitor now. I'll leave the details up to our Chief Security Officer Arpaio, I mean SNOWMAN, but knowing his hard line views like I do I would guess there are already pictures of you being posted on OTI to shoot first and ask questions later.

If Mike were doing his job as a deputy your suspected warmacist sympathies would have already been brought to the forefront but as a suspected warmacist himself Mikes heart was obviously not in the investigation.

I'm going back to OTI now at least until we officially annex the Banter thread.

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The only time I come back will be to spread WARMTH OVER YOUR CURSED ISLAND OF SIN!

May the Snow be with you

May you never see another snow storm for as long as you live...

It appears we have a first target to test the full operational power of the Death Coconut.

Good luck

Ha, you fool... do you really think you can stop me?

[mikeypizano]

Good luck and text me at 914-976-1313

Number doesn't work?

[mikeypizano]

Mikey P while I COMPLETELY understand your frustrations with mother nature affecting your livelihood please keep those frustrations in the banter thread.  Thanks Bud.  Greener pastures are not that much further away.  

Sorry, just can't take this anymore. I already lost least one job due to it. She already had yard treated for crabgrass, so I can't do a dethatching now. Plus by time it dries out the the grass is going to be too thick and green to do it.

[Math23x7]

Out of curiosity, who would like a spring like this?

[billg315]

From March 1 to May 1 sure. From May 1 to June 22? No thank you.

[mikeypizano]

From March 1 to May 1 sure. From May 1 to June 22? No thank you.

I want it other way around

[billg315]

From March 1 to May 1 sure. From May 1 to June 22? No thank you.

I want it other way around

Lol. Yeah, from your perspective that makes sense: get to work sooner, keep it cooler when it could be getting hot and miserable. But I need beach weather by May and June. (Ok, I guess I don’t NEED beach weather - lol).

[mikeypizano]

From March 1 to May 1 sure. From May 1 to June 22? No thank you.

I want it other way around

Lol. Yeah, from your perspective that makes sense: get to work sooner, keep it cooler when it could be getting hot and miserable. But I need beach weather by May and June. (Ok, I guess I don’t NEED beach weather - lol).

My ideal season is as follows:

Dec 1 to Feb 28: Snowy
Mar 1 to Mar 31: Snow Melts off
Apr to May 31: Above average temp and rain
June 1 to Aug 31: Below average temps, above average rainfall
Sept 1 to Oct 31: Slightly above average temps, average rainfall
Nov 1 to Nov 31: Slightly above avgerage temps, below average rainfal

[amugs]

Remember when??

Tomer Burg produced these maps

[CPcantmeasuresnow]

It's 10 days away it most likely won't happen but why not?

[Grselig]

Even to consider some eye candy in April is a win. Theoretically thinking.

[CPcantmeasuresnow]

Remember when??

Tomer Burg produced these maps

This looks like my March 2018 map in Orange County

[jmanley32]

A snowstorm on 19th I doubt it maybe far interior.

[mikeypizano]

It's 10 days away it most likely won't happen but why not?

Long as it stays far away from me... Or I will unleash my Death Coconut Cracker...

[dkodgis]

Winter has been arrested.

http://www.recordonline.com/news/20180409/police-fed-up-with-lingering-cold-weather-arrests-winter

[mikeypizano]

Winter has been arrested.

http://www.recordonline.com/news/20180409/police-fed-up-with-lingering-cold-weather-arrests-winter

That is a prairie dog

[Grselig]

Winter has been arrested.

http://www.recordonline.com/news/20180409/police-fed-up-with-lingering-cold-weather-arrests-winter

That is a prairie dog

Fake news. That police department has documented financial ties to Russia, Facebook and Thunder Storm Daniella. DOJ is investigating. Warrants have been issued and arrests are imminent. Word to the wise, leave the Old Man alone. His ice picks make Sharon Stone jealous. (Basic Instinct reference)

[dkodgis]

I am not sure if this weather guy was putting on a show for ratings or he is just passive aggressive.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/weather/2018/04/14/weatherman-rant-michigan-orig-mss.cnn

[Radz]

Extreme Tornado Tours Group 1, led by Blake and Kevin, Friday witnessed the large wedge tornado in Arkansas, and yesterday caught this on video - amazing job, i will be returning to chase next year with them if anyone is interested! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q-z9nYS5GI

[Quietace]

T-Minus 30 days.....Picked up my cap and gown and finished the final paperwork for my math and GIS minors...Time is flying by....

[dkodgis]

Congratulations. That card layout would look great on a cake for your celebration. What is next? Job hunt or Master's?

[Dunnzoo]

T-Minus 30 days.....Picked up my cap and gown and finished the final paperwork for my math and GIS minors...Time is flying by....

Wooohoooo! Good job Ryan! We need to schedule a gtg before the summer gets crazy with folks going on vaca and summer traffic starts on the parkway.

[Quietace]

Congratulations. That card layout would look great on a cake for your celebration.  What is next? Job hunt or Master's?

I work for a company already (started a few weeks ago), and I also will be heading down to FSU for my MS->PHD.

[Quietace]

T-Minus 30 days.....Picked up my cap and gown and finished the final paperwork for my math and GIS minors...Time is flying by....

Wooohoooo! Good job Ryan! We need to schedule a gtg before the summer gets crazy with folks going on vaca and summer traffic starts on the parkway.

We will have to plan it out in a few weeks once I figure my summer out!

[mikeypizano]

Congratulations. That card layout would look great on a cake for your celebration.  What is next? Job hunt or Master's?

I work for a company already (started a few weeks ago), and I also will be heading down to FSU for my MS->PHD.

Going to shut down Frank's whole operation?

[rb924119]

Congratulations, Ryan!!!! Welcome to the "Professional" community!!! Hahaha it's a great feeling and a tremendous accomplishment to be graduating with a degree, ANY degree, so take it all in and enjoy the victory and celebrations!!! You've earned it!!!

[billg315]

Congrats Ryan, that is awesome!!

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