Re: Wx Banter Thread 3.0

[Dunnzoo]

Of course, I have to drive to Philly at 7 am Thursday morning! This has really ramped up fast!

[billg315]

Of course, I have to drive to Philly at 7 am Thursday morning! This has really ramped up fast!

If I know Philly (and having grown up in the city, I do) nothing will be moving in that city at 7 a.m. Thursday if they have 20" of snow.

[Math23x7]

Of course, I have to drive to Philly at 7 am Thursday morning! This has really ramped up fast!

James would say something along the lines of "You have to drive through snow? Who do you think you are? Jman?"

[Dunnzoo]

Of course, I have to drive to Philly at 7 am Thursday morning! This has really ramped up fast!

James would say something along the lines of "You have to drive through snow?  Who do you think you are? Jman?"

Haha, I'm not afraid of driving in the snow, and the NJ Turnpike and Parkway are usually pretty good at clearing, just going into a city that can't plow is concerning.... will be fun either way!

[CPcantmeasuresnow]

Of course, I have to drive to Philly at 7 am Thursday morning! This has really ramped up fast!

James would say something along the lines of "You have to drive through snow?  Who do you think you are? Jman?"

He would, and he might yet.

[Taffy]

It did me good to wake up and see the "Storm Mode" header Displayed. I was almost in despair of seeing it. Almost.

[Taffy]

Well then if Jman has to drive in snow; let's hope it's not windy too.

[docstox12]

Well then if Jman has to drive in snow; let's hope it's not windy too.

Taffy, he can always attach skis to the tires and rig a sail up to save on gas.

[Dunnzoo]

Well then if Jman has to drive in snow; let's hope it's not windy too.

Taffy, he can always attach skis to the tires and rig a sail up to save on gas.

Sounds like fun, maybe I'll do that to get down to Philly!

[docstox12]

Well then if Jman has to drive in snow; let's hope it's not windy too.

Taffy, he can always attach skis to the tires and rig a sail up to save on gas.

Sounds like fun, maybe I'll do that to get down to Philly!  

Here ya go, Janet, just attach skis if the snow accumulates on the Turnpike!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDdGMgfLaiA

[docstox12]

Model madness on the other thread,LOL.NWS still has me for nada Tuesday and Wednesday.Checking out until tomorrow morning on this baby .

[sroc4]

Model madness on the other thread,LOL.NWS still has me for nada Tuesday and Wednesday.Checking out until tomorrow morning on this baby .

No your not..lol Youll be back on for the euro in the next half hour.

[docstox12]

Model madness on the other thread,LOL.NWS still has me for nada Tuesday and Wednesday.Checking out until tomorrow morning on this baby .

No your not..lol  Youll be back on for the euro in the next half hour.  

Well, you remember Muhammed Ali's "Rope A Dope"? What I'm going to wind up doing is the "Lurk A Jerk", and not post anything thereby sacrificing my input in hopes of luring an area wide snowstorm to our Board area!

10-4, Over and Out till mananna, DOCSTOX

[sroc4]

Model madness on the other thread,LOL.NWS still has me for nada Tuesday and Wednesday.Checking out until tomorrow morning on this baby .

No your not..lol  Youll be back on for the euro in the next half hour.  

Well, you remember Muhammed Ali's "Rope A Dope"? What I'm going to wind up doing is the "Lurk A Jerk", and not post anything thereby sacrificing my input in hopes of luring an area wide snowstorm to our Board area!

10-4, Over and Out till mananna, DOCSTOX

I actually spit out my water laughing when I read this

[CPcantmeasuresnow]

Model madness on the other thread,LOL.NWS still has me for nada Tuesday and Wednesday.Checking out until tomorrow morning on this baby .

No your not..lol  Youll be back on for the euro in the next half hour.  

Well, you remember Muhammed Ali's "Rope A Dope"? What I'm going to wind up doing is the "Lurk A Jerk", and not post anything thereby sacrificing my input in hopes of luring an area wide snowstorm to our Board area!

10-4, Over and Out till mananna, DOCSTOX

"Lurk A Jerk"

Doc that has to be preserved somewhere for future use.

[docstox12]

ANND before I formally go into "lurk A Jerk MODE" here is a film clip of how I feel looking at these models right now and trying to interpret them.The red car is a metaphor for the models.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc

[Grselig]

umm  I have a problem.  CRISIS I AM OUT OF BAILEYS!!!!!!!!!  GOTTA TRY TO MAKE SOME NOW.  CAPS INTENDED  

[CPcantmeasuresnow]

I have a question....is anyone working?

Good question, it's tax season and I couldn't be busier than I am right now and all I've done for three hours is check out this forum every three minutes. It's actually the main reason I try to keep my identity anonymous. Would you want your accountant doing this all day long? Personally I wouldn't and I'd fire the bastard if I knew.

ha ha....brother and dad cpa's....

Ummm CP I have reason to believe you are my accountant. Your ass is fired after tax season unless you get me a massive refund!!!!

I moved this to banter because I didn't want to break up Frank's replay of the Euro, but this just got me cracking up and then of course thinking, how do I know this isn't a client?

[sroc4]

I have a question....is anyone working?

Good question, it's tax season and I couldn't be busier than I am right now and all I've done for three hours is check out this forum every three minutes. It's actually the main reason I try to keep my identity anonymous. Would you want your accountant doing this all day long? Personally I wouldn't and I'd fire the bastard if I knew.

ha ha....brother and dad cpa's....

Ummm CP  I have reason to believe you are my accountant.  Your ass is fired after tax season unless you get me a massive refund!!!!

I moved this to banter because I didn't want to break up Frank's replay of the Euro, but this just got me cracking up and then of course thinking, how do I know this isn't a client?

Your going to need a code word. Like pineapple. Staple a sticky note to his return or email the return with the subject Pineapple or OTi. If it’s him he’ll let ya know. Or Gresling if you sit face to face with your accountant say Pineapple and then you’ll know. I want to be a fly on the wall for that.

[Frank_Wx]

HOW ABOUT THAT EURO?

ADRENALIN IS OUT OF CONTROL

WHAT WORK

[mikeypizano]

HOW ABOUT THAT EURO?

ADRENALIN IS OUT OF CONTROL

WHAT WORK

I am taking my bow out, since I have no work

[CPcantmeasuresnow]

I have a question....is anyone working?

Good question, it's tax season and I couldn't be busier than I am right now and all I've done for three hours is check out this forum every three minutes. It's actually the main reason I try to keep my identity anonymous. Would you want your accountant doing this all day long? Personally I wouldn't and I'd fire the bastard if I knew.

ha ha....brother and dad cpa's....

Ummm CP  I have reason to believe you are my accountant.  Your ass is fired after tax season unless you get me a massive refund!!!!

I moved this to banter because I didn't want to break up Frank's replay of the Euro, but this just got me cracking up and then of course thinking, how do I know this isn't a client?

Your going to need a code word. Like pineapple. Staple a sticky note to his return or email the return with the subject Pineapple or OTi.  If it’s him he’ll let ya know. Or Gresling if you sit face to face with your accountant say Pineapple and then you’ll know. I want to be a fly on the wall for that.

I love this idea.

The next time I'm face-to-face with a client which weather permitting will be Thursday, I'm going to start off the meeting with this.

"Before we start to review your financial statements what did you think of the pineapple crop on OTI this year? Or maybe something like, "Do you think using the Death coconut to quell the OOTI rebellion was excessive use of force".

I've been looking to slow up in the next several years anyway this might expedite the process.

[Grselig]

I have a question....is anyone working?

Good question, it's tax season and I couldn't be busier than I am right now and all I've done for three hours is check out this forum every three minutes. It's actually the main reason I try to keep my identity anonymous. Would you want your accountant doing this all day long? Personally I wouldn't and I'd fire the bastard if I knew.

ha ha....brother and dad cpa's....

Ummm CP  I have reason to believe you are my accountant.  Your ass is fired after tax season unless you get me a massive refund!!!!

I moved this to banter because I didn't want to break up Frank's replay of the Euro, but this just got me cracking up and then of course thinking, how do I know this isn't a client?

good move. I wanted to try to move to banter, but did not know how, or even if I can. CP you are not my accountant, but if you were, there is now way i would fire you because of the weather. I've lost too many productive hours.

[Grselig]

I have a question....is anyone working?

Good question, it's tax season and I couldn't be busier than I am right now and all I've done for three hours is check out this forum every three minutes. It's actually the main reason I try to keep my identity anonymous. Would you want your accountant doing this all day long? Personally I wouldn't and I'd fire the bastard if I knew.

ha ha....brother and dad cpa's....

Ummm CP  I have reason to believe you are my accountant.  Your ass is fired after tax season unless you get me a massive refund!!!!

I moved this to banter because I didn't want to break up Frank's replay of the Euro, but this just got me cracking up and then of course thinking, how do I know this isn't a client?

Your going to need a code word. Like pineapple. Staple a sticky note to his return or email the return with the subject Pineapple or OTi.  If it’s him he’ll let ya know. Or Gresling if you sit face to face with your accountant say Pineapple and then you’ll know. I want to be a fly on the wall for that.

I love this idea.

The next time I'm face-to-face with a client which weather permitting will be Thursday, I'm going to start off the meeting with this.

"Before we start to review your financial statements what did you think of the pineapple crop on OTI this year? Or maybe something like, "Do you think using the Death coconut to quell the OOTI rebellion was excessive use of force".

I've been looking to slow up in the next several years anyway this might expedite the process.

hilarious. genius

[mikeypizano]

Not to great but I haven't shot since fall...

[sroc4]

I know we are all VERY excited about the upcoming snow storm, but Id like to take two minutes to congratulate our very own Alex (aiannone) for passing the first part of his CPA exams.  Studying and taking this exam amidst a March to remember tracking snow storm after snow storm. 1 down 2 to go!!!  Bravo kid

[Frank_Wx]

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